quotes worth keeping

ive been frequenting the #pspcommunity irc channel lately, and anyone who has been there knows you can come across some interesting & hilarious conversation. here are a few of the best:
[n00b81] FREDDY CUTTIES
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[Freddy-PSP] then I realized that I wasn't turned on
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[n00b81] bought some cologne yesterday...
[some1_] lol
[n00b81] apparently imma be getting some of this now:
[n00b81] http://thehypenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Gucci-Guilty.png
[n00b81] Although considering the current circumstances,
[n00b81] I doubt it.
[some1_] LMAO
[some1_] good luck with that xP
[n00b81] thnx
[n00b81] Although I'll never be as sexy as Chern.
[some1_] LMAO
[NightStar3] soo truwe
[NightStar3] *tue
[NightStar3] *true
[NightStar3] damn he's so sexy, i can't think straight
[NightStar3] or type
[NightStar3] xD
[n00b81] hahaa
[n00b81] he makes me tingle and wiggle
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[n00b81] Anyone ever notice
[n00b81] that we never know what we're talking about
[n00b81] but yet we laugh at it
[n00b81] hmm
[jonlimle] what the fuck are you talking about
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* Freddy-PSP wears his pink power ranger costume
[ultimakillz] hahaha
[n00b81] yeah you looked pretty schemxy in that IIRC.
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[n00b81] its just so
[n00b81] .... creamy
[jonlimle] creamy?
[jonlimle] :p
[n00b81] basically.
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[some1] x(, go reverse engineer your penis
[Freddy-PSP] already done
[Freddy-PSP] it has a powerful x86 processor >:D
[ultimakillz] lol, must be a small job if you got done that fast xD
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[jeerum] :P
[jeerum] seems i have smallest
[p2s2p] lol
[ultimakillz] jeerum: thats what she said
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[n00b81] yum, gum.
[n00b81] proceed
[jonlimle] i wish i had a bigger one
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[Freddy-PSP] he's breaking cans with boobs...?
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[jonlimle] do you enjoy close encounters with your ass area?
[ultimakillz] in a figurative sense
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[Freddy-PSP] and then he thanked you with an epic blowjob?
[Freddy-PSP] she*
[Freddy-PSP] well...she/he who knows ;p
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[MajorPSP156] ultimakillz: hi
[ultimakillz] hai
[MajorPSP156] how are
[MajorPSP156] u today?
[ultimakillz] anxious
[n00b81] he's so sex crazy today.
[ultimakillz] yes, that
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[Freddy-PSP] ultimakillz, but with +v i can't kick you :(
[ultimakillz] exactly :p
[Freddy-PSP] jonlimle, wold you marry me?
[Chern] ultimakillz: 10 seconds op for a hug?
[jonlimle] O.o
[Freddy-PSP] ultimakillz: 10 minutes op for a blowjob?
* ultimakillz rins
[ultimakillz] fail
* ultimakillz runs
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* Freddy-PSP is thinking about jonlimle taking balls in the face
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[jonlimle] they got a memory card, and i charged $5 for the mod and memory card
[jonlimle] together
[Mir] 256mb doesnt hold much
[n00b81] yeah that's not a lot of porn
[Mir] i have pr0nz larger than that
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[jonlimle] just that smooth feeling of penetrating a box jelly
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[Chern] how about we go somewhere quiet so I can dump my payload into your buffer? ;)
[ultimakillz] ill set it up
* You are now known as asexylady
[IncognitoMan] lol
[asexylady] hey Chern
[Chern] tits or gtfo
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[n00b81] can you press stuff on the ipad with your fingers?
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[n00b81] where were u honeh ;_;
[keyblayder] Disneyland with Goofy and Donald lol
[n00b81] Hope you didn't get too close :|
[n00b81] xD
[Freddy-PSP] pedoduck
[keyblayder] Donald doesn't have dick xD
[Freddy-PSP] doesn't even have pussy
[Freddy-PSP] I wonder how he does with daisy
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[skyend] NO..naked snake has clothes on..
[Freddy-PSP] not when he's in my bed
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[jeerum] my wife knows where my vulns are :D
[ultimakillz] ohmai
[jeerum] i have pandora dongle :D
[jeerum] like every man :D
[ultimakillz] xD
[jeerum] he can download full kernel from there
[jeerum] and after that you only say "yes, yes and yes"
[ultimakillz] that makes it sound like an std
[jeerum] :D
[ultimakillz] D: